Saturday night fun

I decided to stay home Saturday night and enjoy the silence and the simplicity of doing nothing. Well, on went the TV and off went my brain. As always, nothing is on TV. Well, nothing good. Surprisingly, there are a lot of soft porn movies on. And all those are surrounded by bad action/horror/made for TV by unsucessful actors/esses. So it might as well have been all porn. As my same sex roomate sleeps in her bed 10 feet away (5 of us sharing a loft), all these provoking images on TV became tiresome. Especially as there is nothing I can to to relieve myself in this small space that we share. I get the bright idea to turn to the animal channel where I can watch these lovely animals and not understand the narrator as he goes on in Spanish. And there it was, this huge bull seal chasing and raping a small female seal. Afterwards, she gave him a flailing slap with her flipper as she flopped away. No more TV. Thx.